| Order
Code |
Personality |
|
| 6001 |
Angus
Deaton |
Have
you got news for me - well if you have leave me a message and I'll
come back with a suitably sarcastic reply |
| 6002 |
Chris
Tarrant |
Well
you could phone a friend - although you have already done that and
they are not in - what do you want to do now - leave a message - ok
the next voice you'll hear will be yours |
| 6003 |
David
Attenborough |
This
technology has evolved over hundreds and thousands of years - and
you can now leave a message - after the growl |
| 6004 |
David
Attenborough |
This
technology has evolved over hundreds and thousands of years - Leave
me a message before I completely run out of breath |
| 6005 |
David
Attenborough |
And
then the message - be it long or short will be inserted into the box
- called the mail box and then be pick up by the male or female |
| 6006 |
Jean-Luc
Picard |
Picard
Here Greetings - sorry to have missed you call - busy exploring new
galaxies - Fortunately I have some recording equipment - number 1
- make it so |
| 6007 |
Jean-Luc
Picard |
Picard
here - dealing with a few awkward cling ones - unfortunately unlike
the councillor I cant tell what you are thinking so leave me a message
on this recording machinery - make it so |
| 6008 |
Jean-Luc
Picard |
Picard
here - unfortunately I am dealing with the captain log and a few cling
ons - leave a message - make it so |
| 6009 |
Lloyd
Grossman |
so
who would own a phone like this? Voicemail its over to you |
| 6010 |
Rolf
Harris |
(Rolf
noises) Can you tell what it is yet? Yes its an answer machine |
| 6011 |
John
le Mesurier |
I
say would you mind really - leave a message - captian mannering is
keeping us busy etc |
| 6012 |
Dot
Cotton |
Hello
this is Dot - I am busy in the launderette - got me hands over steve
owens smalls |
| 6013 |
Dot
Cotton |
Hello
this is Dot - sorry I cant talk to you but I am to busy smoking -
leavge a message or as they say in the bible - speak as ye shall find
Mathew chapter 3 verse 9 |
| 6014 |
Bepe |
Hi
this is Bebe - sorry I cant talk to you at the moment - sorry I cant
talk most of the time - leave a message and I'll call you back yeah |
| 6015 |
Steve
Owen |
Hi
this is Steve Owen - leave a message on here and I promise I will
get back to you - although promises don’t always mean anything do
they - especially if they are from women |
| 6016 |
Richard
Madeley |
Welcome
back - Mobile phone how annoyed do you get when you cant get hold
of the person you want to get hold of - give us a call - no leave
a message - no lets make it a quiz |
| 6017 |
Jonathan
Creek |
I
am afraid the person you want to talk to etc |
| 6018 |
Antoine
de Caunes |
Hello
my english chums - I am afraid the person you want to speak to is
not available right now - but why don’t you leave a naughty little
message - my english roast beef friend - otherwise we will send round
naked german cleaners |
| 6019 |
Clive
Anderson |
Who's
line is this anyway - well of course it is mine - leave a message
in the style of Shakespearan gangster rap |
| 6020 |
Jamie
Oliver |
Hi
this is Jamie - aint nothing to it yeah - leave a message and everything
will be Pukka |
| 6021 |
Angus
Deayton |
And
so at the end of another mouthwatering contest this weeks Rik Mayall |
| 6022 |
Jeremy
Clarkson |
If
you thought the latest Jaguar was the quickest thing to run down a
country road |
| 6023 |
Jeremy
Paxman |
Yes
so that's all from newsnight for tonight so until tomorrow nights
newsnight |
| 6024 |
Jonathon
Ross |
Now
we move on to the award for the best voicemail message of the day |
| 6025 |
Jonathon
Ross |
Yep
it's the answering service now do I have to spell it out? you must
know what to |
| 6026 |
Jimmy
Saville |
Ho
ho ho, now can you fix it for me, you see to get a message from somebody
today |
| 6027 |
Jimmy
Saville |
Ho
ho ho, yes indeed now can you fix it for me, you see to get a message |
| 6028 |
Terry
Wogan |
Ah,
ol' Tel here, now if you've any complaints about the person whos phone
|
| 6029 |
Moria
Stuart |
And
the main news this morning is that I can't get to the phone |
| 6030 |
Moria
Stuart |
And
the main news this morning once again, something very important has |
| 6031 |
John
Peel |
Eh
hello, this is Peel sorry I can't talk to you but eh, I'm currently
listening |
| 6032 |
Johnny
Vaughan |
Hi,
please leave me a message, not a massage ok, oldest joke in the book |
| 6033 |
Johnny
Vaughan |
Hi,
now if you love to loaf, or indeed live to loaf, then use your loaf
and |
| 6034 |
Trevor
McDonald |
And
the main news again, I'm unable to take your call please leave me
a |
| 6035 |
Dale
Winton |
Hi,
it's Dale I'm sooo sorry to have missed your call, oh what am I like |
| 6036 |
Dale
Winton |
Hi
my darlings it's Dale here, now look I know there's loads of you wanting |
| 6037 |
Michael
Buerk |
Sadly
they'd gone out on their walk without provisions or any warm |
| 6038 |
Kilroy |
Hello
and goodmorning, now how does it feel to get the answer phone |
| 6039 |
Ross
Geller |
Hi
this is Ross, I'm sooo sorry but I can't talk to you at the moment |
| 6040 |
Ross
Geller |
Hi
this is Ross, I'm sorry I can't talk to you at the moment, but hey
I'm |
| 6041 |
Marcus
Bentley/Dean- Big Brother |
Day
1124, today the housemates had a phonecall, they'd been in the |
| 6042 |
Harry
Corbett |
Hello,
I'm terribly sorry but I can't talk to you just at the moment |
| 6043 |
Richard
Madeley |
Welcome
back, now mobile phones, how annoyed do you get when you |
| 6044 |
Steve
Owen |
Hi
this is Steve Owen, I can't talk to you at the minute I'm afraid |
| 6045 |
Capt.
Picard |
This
Captain Picard, the Starship Enterprise, I'm sorry that hailing |
| 6046 |
Capt.
Picard |
Picard
here, greetings, sorry to have missed your call, but I'm busy |
| 6047 |
Capt.
Picard |
Picard
here, currently dealing with a few akward Cling ons. Unfortunately |
| 6048 |
Capt.
Picard |
Picard
here, now unfortunately I'm currently dealing with the Captain's |
| 6049 |
Lawrence
Llewelyn-Bowen |
Oh
hi, look I'm really sorry but I can't talk to you at the moment, I'm
sorry |
| 6050 |
Helen
Adams big brother |
Oh
my God!! I can't believe it! I'm a celebrity, I am..an' I like blinkin'
I do |
| 6051 |
Lorraine
Kelly |
Och
helloooooooo, how are you? You look really well by the way, I've discovered
a really beautiful wee nail varnish |
| 6052 |
Eastenders
Mob |
Ooh
well I say - an answerphone - can't understand 'em meself.. Feel you've
got to say somethin' |
| 6053 |
Cilla
Black |
Arr
arr arr! Surprise, surprise chuck! You're on national TV! |
| 6054 |
Anne
Robinson |
Hello?
Well that really was a pathetic answer - you're not welsh are you? |
| 6055 |
Ally
McBeal |
Hello
- um 'skinny single new york lawyer - um - single and and unable to
string three words together |
| 6056 |
Lisa
Simpson |
Ohh
bart will you quit that? Hi unknown caller- greetim=ngs from planet
Lisa |
| 6057 |
Nigella
Lawson |
Ohhh,
that is just so -mm…aaaaaah Gergeous absolutely divine… without the
stuffing, it's a mere aubergine |
| 6058 |
Delia
Smith |
Take
one large bird with a fair bit of fat on her specially round the thighs
and pummel vigorously. |
| 6059 |
Janet
StreetPorter |
Oh
hello. Here we go - celebrity phonelines-yet another symptom of the
dreary awfulness of creativity and society today. |
| 6060 |
Vanessa
Feltz |
Hello
Look it hasn't been easy lately losing 6 stone and a husband and then
another 68 stone |
| 6061 |
Melinda
Messenger |
Hello,
You're through to two of Swindon's biggest assets! Easy! |
| 6062 |
Friends |
Hello
eeeeoooo this thing is really freaking me out, Rachel? Is anybody
there |
| 6063 |
Joan
Collins |
I'm
a tri-coastal sixty several year old, petite, hollywood megastar who
writes steamy schlockbusters |
| 6064 |
Gail
Porter |
Hi
there, it's dewy eyed newly wed Gail Porter here, erm….it's a wee
bit awkward but erm. |
| 6065 |
Carol Smillie |
Hellooo Smillie
by name smiley by nature, actually this smile masks a great agony |
| 6066 |
Hyacinth
Bucket |
The
Bucket residence the lady of the house speaking |
