|
Code
No
|
Personality |
Message |
| 1001 |
Blackadder |
The chances of
me picking up this phone are as big as pair of ankle socks on small
beetle - in ditch - in the lowlands |
| 1002 |
Blackadder |
Baldric you putrid
weasel - I said take a message not bring out your dead - now they'll
have to leave a message |
| 1003 |
Blackadder |
Leave me a message
so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel |
| 1004 |
Graham Norton |
Who's that calling
the pussy phone - isn't it exciting |
| 1005 |
Graham Norton |
Stay standing
if you had 8 pints last night - I don’t think you can |
| 1006 |
Graham Norton |
Can't come to
the phone - I am tied up - Ooooh can we see that on the webcam |
| 1007 |
Julian Clary |
Hello Punters
- can take your call - although I know a man in Thailand that can
- bit busy - just come across an old friend…….. |
| 1008 |
Victor Meldrew |
I don’t believe
it - I'm not here again Margaret |
| 1009 |
Victor Meldrew |
Oh not another
answer machine - this is the problem with technology - you have to
leave a message and hope that person will call you back - oh Margaret |
| 1010 |
Victor Meldrew |
I don’t believe
- it’s the answer machine - and I hate answer machines - thinking
of people listing to my voice etc |
| 1011 |
Dave Royle |
Hello - Dave
here - how you doing alright - if you want to leave a message just
speak really and it will be recorded - and if that’s beverly mqacker
- you's better not really |
| 1012 |
Dave Royle |
Hi its Dave here
- I cant talk to you right now coz I have got a disco on tonight -
so if you want to leave a message leave one - but if its beverley
macker you'd better not really |
| 1013 |
Eddie Izzard |
Hi - sorry I
cant answer the phone - but I absolutyly cant coz I am shaving a banana
- yeeeeeh |
| 1014 |
Griff Rhys Jones |
So ah.. What's
ah..what's all this then "ey" ha ha ha |
| 1015 |
Frank Skinner |
Sorry I'm unable
to take your call as the say, but I'm still recovering from |
| 1016 |
Alan Davies |
Alright, it's
Alan here, now look I'm off down the building society so um.. |
| 1017 |
Alan Bennett |
So much of modern
technology passes me by. Frequently what's meant |
| 1018 |
Jo Brand |
Em hello, I can't
come to the phone at the moment because I've got a |
| 1019 |
Jo Brand |
Hello, sorry
I can't come to the phone at the moment because I've got |
| 1020 |
Jo Brand |
Hello, please
leave a message, erm unless your Gary Bushell in which |
| 1021 |
Billy Connelly |
Hi this is the
big yen here, now I'm really sorry but I can't talk to you at |
| 1022 |
Dave (Royle Family) |
Hello it's Dave
here, how you doing, alright? Oh you can't answer me |
| 1023 |
Dave (Royle Family) |
Hiya It's Dave
here, yeah, um I can't talk to you right now because I've |
| 1024 |
Jennifer Saunders |
Hello sweetie!
I've been waiting for you to call darling, and leave me a gorgeous
little message |
| 1025 |
Joanna Lumley |
Ummm, jah… Hi
darling touch of spanish flu, sweetie.. That, or must've been a bad
piny of vodka….. |
| 1026 |
Jane Horrocks |
Hello?…Hello??
I cannot hear you, you know… not because I am deaf or you have a small
squeaky voice |
| 1027 |
Victoria Wood |
Hello look the
person you are calling has been called away - problem with a rogue
draught excluder or somethin' |
| 1028 |
Sybil Fawlty |
Well that's lovely
Manuel thank you now…well I've knocked and there's no reply so I'll
take a message for you |
| 1029 |
Mrs Merton |
Hello…..I've
just interviewed that Jay kay off jamiroquai.. He's lovely isn't he
girls? |
| 1030 |
Fast Show - Brilliant |
Comedy |
| 1031 |
Fast Show - Suits
you |
Comedy |
| 1032 |
Fast Show - Tim
nice but dim |
Comedy |
| 1033 |
Monty Python
- not the messiah |
Comedy |
| 1034 |
Monty Python
Women - Voicemail egg and chips |
Comedy |
| 1035 |
Austin Powers
- Horny |
Comedy |
| 1036 |
Austin Powers
- Behave |
Comedy |
| 1037 |
Austin Powers
- Mojo |
Comedy |
| 1038 |
Mad Scott - Toss
my caber |
Comedy |
