|
Code
No
|
Personality |
Message |
| 3001 |
Anthony Hopkins |
Big Day - Big
World - Leave a big message - big it up |
| 3002 |
Hanibal |
Clairice - nice
of you to call - leave a message - tick tock - don’t want you to eat
into my day - or do I? |
| 3003 |
Bogart |
Of all the voice
mails in all the world you had to speak into mine |
| 3004 |
Hugh Grant |
Hugh Here - bumbling
|
| 3005 |
Hugh Grant |
Hugh here cant
come to the phone - to busy hesitating, blinking, and flicking my
hair |
| 3006 |
Hugh Grant |
Hugh Here - doing
Bridget's laundry - little black dress - little blouse and an absolutely
enormous pair of pants - well hello mum |
| 3007 |
Michael Caine |
Not a lot of
people know this - but - you're only supposed to leave a bloody message |
| 3008 |
Michael Caine |
I always say
don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes - but in this case
fire away |
| 3009 |
Michael Caine |
You’re a big
man but your out of shape - so go to the bloody gym and leave me a
message while your there |
| 3010 |
Michael Caine |
You’re a big
man - but you are out of shape - for me it’s a way of life - so sit
down leave me a message and then shut up |
| 3011 |
Michael Caine |
Messages - thousands
of em - leave another |
| 3012 |
Vinnie Jones |
Come on then
- leave a message you nonce |
| 3013 |
Wallis |
Crikey Gromit
I hope this new fangled voice mail works better than those new trousers |
| 3014 |
Alan Rickman |
hello this is
Alan - sorry busy filming - please leave a message and if you do make
sure it is left truly madly deeply - quickley thank you |
| 3015 |
Withnail |
I am not taking
calls right now - but give us a tenner and I'll give you a bell |
| 3016 |
Withnail |
I cant take your
call right now - having a spot of bother with the local type - threatened
me with a dead fish - leave a message and I'll call you when I am
sober |
| 3017 |
Cary Grant |
This is Cary
grant, so child leave a message on here will you, and don't |
| 3018 |
Cary Grant |
Hello. I'm sorry
I can't talk to you, but I've just been chased across a |
| 3019 |
Pierce Brosnan |
Hi, this is Bond,
and yes my phone is on Her Majestys secret answer |
| 3020 |
Liz Hurley |
Hello, Elizabeth
Hurley, International English clotheshorse here, some people say I
can't act for toffee well they're 11 million quid too late |
| 3021 |
Marylin Monroe |
Hi it'd me sugar,
but I don't think it was me you wanted, was it |
| 3022 |
Celia Johnson |
Sorry, the person
you are calling is not available, but don't replace the receiver just
yet |
